Dementia.

I would tell you what it means but I forgot.

Person 1: " I have dementia."
Person 2: "Wow that sucks! How did you find out?"
Person 1: "I just got told by my doctor, dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, anything else you want to tell me?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you I had dementia."

by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022

Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude

Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"

by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010

blackberry dementia

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.

Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.

by Still Stan March 9, 2009

Dementiacrat

When a Democrat is tring to become the president of the Usa , but can't remember much

John must be a Dementiacrat hes trying to become the president but fails to remember anything.

by biasedmedia666 October 28, 2020

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022

Dementalerious

Extreme and uncontrolled craziness.

Parker became dementalerious after not sleeping for several days.

by Steve N. June 3, 2003

dementia

A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.

It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.

People with dementia live in realities of their own.

(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)

Demented person: Hi, what's your name?

Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?

Demented person: I'm going to bed!

Me: Huh?

Demented person: Can I kiss you?

Me: :( //backs away nervously

by VolunteerManNurse July 29, 2011