Defunk deligate

The Defunk deligate is usually found in the work place posing as aupper management. At first he comes across as your best friend whom is there to Help and offers his assistance at every turn, But when it's time to deligate, he is suddenly lost for answers and "missing" at the most crucial times. He is also the king of "passing the Buck."

Hey Neil, have you seen Jimmy our Defunk deligate? He promised to help free this uncomfortable pain, right here in my ass...called an affirmitive shopper!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

the shadow delegate

a group of bandits that play pokemon games and target people for their own laughs

Person 1: omg its the shadow delegate
Person 2: man are they going to target us for their own laughs

by TheShadowDelegate June 4, 2018

delegatorship

An organisation that is run by someone who offloads all of their work and responsibilities onto those beneath them, just because they can.

Delegate: This department is a total delegatorship...it's not fair...whine whine whine.

Delegator: Delegation is what you need to be a tax advisor. To differentiate, what I need to be an associate director is for you to do all of my work but not charge your time...enjoy!

by TeamAB December 9, 2010

Delicatess

When something, usually a sandwich, is beyond delicious. Amazing.

Bro, this sandwich is delicatess. No joke, best I've ever had.

by BagelEmporium July 28, 2018

delehate

The act of delegating tasks/projects/work you hate to people who work for or below you (and are contractually unable to refuse taking it on)

Mary delehated the entire "Bad Dragon" contract onto our team and now we're up to our necks in erotic scalie paraphernalia.

by Horusrogue August 31, 2021

Suprise Delegation

The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.

Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.

by ihcw July 20, 2010

competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015