dental dam

a triangular rubber sheath used for performing safe oral sex on a female.

by i'm the boi June 24, 2003

dental handshake

The act of giving an expertly applied oral sex act. Professional in nature and all business.

Jane and I didn’t go all the way last night, but she did give me a stellar dental handshake.

by KC Krush February 4, 2018

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005

dietalk

v. to talk to someone else when on the phone with someone. It may be talking to anyone in general such as chat, talking to another person, or texting someone else, as long as its still ignoring you. This often gets annoying because girls whom gossip a lot just cannot control their gossiping and must talk to more than 1 person to look cool or whatnot.

Derived from "di" meaning "two". Chemistry and other things use this prefix. It is combined with talk meaning talking two talks, but some talk to more than 2 people, but the same term is used even if you're talking than one person even on the phone. the "e" at the end of "die" represents how badly you die because you're talking to a phaggozorf who talks to other people when on the phone with them.

PaNDaR: *calls Nicole*
Nicole: UHM NO TELL HER TO DO IT, hello?
PaNDaR: uh hi.

Nicole: heather talk to panda
PaNDaR: (wow wtf they like switching off and crap?)
Heather: hello? wait hold on, HAHAHA WAIT DARREN CAN YOU COME BACK, DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARREN CAN YOU JUST LIKE COME SO I CAN LIKE BE A DICK AND NOT TALK TO PANDA <----she didnt really say this but im giving an example
PaNDaR: *hangs up*
PaNDaR: *calls adreannie*
Adreawong: hello, panda?
PaNDaR: YOOOO waddup!
Adreawong: uh chupoo dan
PaNDaR: HUH?
Adreawong: no not you panda
PaNDaR: WTF MAN, DO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MORE THAN 2 PPL AND LIKE WOW, time to make dietalk on urbandictionary.
Adreawong: HAHAHA okay mommy lets go to the store <---STILL DOES IT

...girls confuse me way too much...

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.

Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!

by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009

dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.

King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.

I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.

by Sombrerio August 16, 2011