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Debonding

The act of using an angle grinder to cut a section of tarmac away in order to free up the hands of an "activist" who has glued themselves to a road or other object such as a handrail in an opera house: the physical removal of an individual who will make as much difference to the planet as a protoplasmal microbe.
Debonding: "The climate activist, having glued their hands to the road with superglue mixed with sand and cement, (in order to ensure the strength of the bond), was debonded by firemen. Medics assured the activist that they would almost certainly require amputation of the hands, if they were to avoid fatal septic shock."
by Philosopher to the fuckwits December 12, 2022
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Defending

The act of collection phat rss during doomsday conquest, while defending launch center.
TheRealXulle is defending
by Xulle September 14, 2023
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Defending

The act of collection phat rss during doomsday conquest, while defending launch center.
TheRealXulle is defending
by Xulle September 14, 2023
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Delding

A specialised form of welding performed by the artisan Derek ‘Delboy’ of Delboy’s Garage.

The two types of Delding:
-MIG Delding. This involves splattering blobs of birdshit weld somewhere on the work piece. Welder settings do not matter, nor does achieving penetration. The metal may blow through, this does not matter.

The weld is then gouged away using the edge of an “erosion disc”. It doesn’t matter how much weld you remove or how many gouges you make in the metal. This will be corrected in the most important part, filling. Slather on a minimum of 3-5mm of body filler. Ignore the specified amount of hardener. Filler should be the colour of raw salmon and should start hardening within 30 seconds of mixing.

-AlumiDelding.

Use “Alumiweld” brazing rods and a flame. Heat the rods until they drip molten metal on the piece. Use (anything) to spread it around. If the piece you’re AlumiDelding is structural, you can always add some kind of silicone or “Liquid Nails”.

The finishing process is the same as with MIG Delding, but it’s advisable to use more filler as it will be required for structural integrity of the piece.

Finally the piece deserves expert finishing with the finest, cheapest can of black paint you can find. “Tough Black” is the industry standard for Delding.

Apply the paint with reckless abandon, do not worry about the thickness of the coats, nor the amount of dust and debris in the room. Runs, fish eyes and pieces of fluff add an important texture.
I was going to weld up a new subframe but I decided on Delding it instead. I’ve bought some Alumiweld rods and 1kg of body filler, and a cheap clothing rack for the raw material
by zoffler69420 May 23, 2025
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Defending the hosel

In golf when you have the shanks and want to avoid them you start trying to steer your shots, this is called defending the hosel.
“Chez has had a few shanks, now he’s defending the hosel!”
by Pedro Niños August 10, 2025
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Defending

Hym "So imagine you're defending the guy for doing that thing I was talking about earlier. You would look pretty stupid for doing that if that guy were to turn around an let a sister molester and ree-lon steal your shit. Because it's one thing to make a defense of someone predicated on, like, the banality of groupies and another thing entirely to defend someone who's actively participating in your deprivation. Of both credit an money. And the to learn by way of 'Some More News' that the situation was far different than I had initially intended. And as I said previously, it was starting to look like Ree-lon was pretending and or claiming to be me and THAT is outside of the preview of the essence loan AND I was accused of discrimination. Which I do not do. Accused of discriminating by a Jew. But hey, if there is some kind of information I don't have that would theoretically change my mind I am totally and completely open to hearing it."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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R/DefendingAiArt

A subreddit filled with dumbasses who think ai art is art even though it requires human effort.
Person 1: I was browsing R/DefendingAiArt and it made me want to kill myself
by Robenzi0 July 10, 2025
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