fully decorated

Another way of saying awsome, pimped out, really cool.

Daaamn homie, did you see that Cadillac drive by? it was fully decorated.

by Lars M January 19, 2006

declare

To pronounce, announce, utter, say, or clearly indicate, as though officially, or with authority, or bearing formality.

"I shall never eat white meat again," the guy declared to himself.

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

declare jihad

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.

Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.

by Slaney May 18, 2006

Declare Victory

To pronounce a job finished before it is actually done, but when it looks "good enough".

Contractor 1: That wall looks kind of crooked, do you think we should fix it?

Contractor 2: Nah, let's just declare victory and call it a day.

by Jon_the_grog July 17, 2009

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

decorate

the act of pissing on toilet paper in a public place.

eric decorated the bathroom at players

by sailorned November 23, 2007

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011