Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

by Matres May 7, 2013

deprestapated

When depression causes constipation.

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.

by singinjobanana June 19, 2009

deprestlayer

Cool person slang

Yo deprestlayer what’s poppin

by Deprestlayer October 8, 2020

deprestidigitation

Depression, when the magic goes out of digital life.

She had been enthralled with Facetime, Zoom, texts and emails, yet now was overwhelmed with deprestidigitation, yearning for a touch, a smile, eye-contact, the unfiltered sound of a loving voice.

by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

crippling depreston

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016

addy Deares

REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER OF YOUR NAME LET'S SEE HOW COOL IS YOUR NEW NAME :) bruh

Trender: Remove the first and last letter of your name, let's see how cool is your new name :)
addy Deares

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

deadest

When something is so dead the word dead wont be enough

DayZ is the deadest it has ever deadet

by Deadest HUMAN March 12, 2018