Dead fish moment 

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

Dead fish moment by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

Dead fish day 

On the 23 on October we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish known as dead fish day we will protest to get dead fish there rights !

dead fish day

Dead fish day by anonymous October 22, 2020

dead fish day 

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣

dead fish day

dead fish day by anonymous October 22, 2020

Eyes like a dead fish 

A person who's eyes seems to contain no life, like that of a dead fish. This can be a person's natural look, but it can also be found on people suffering from shell shock. Also known as the "Thousand Yard Stare."

Sebastion- "People keep telling me that I have eyes like a dead fish Q."
Q- "You'd better start wearing shades then, man. Those eyes really do look dead when you look at them up close."

Eyes like a dead fish by Sebastian Wolfe April 19, 2017

don't be jealous of a dead fish 

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

don't be jealous of a dead fish by trippy trip February 27, 2023

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.

"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

lie there like a dead fish by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

reverse dead fish 

A sex position where the girl lays on her stomach and does absolutely nothing while the guy bangs her from behind.

That girl last night was totally reverse dead fishing.

reverse dead fish by jackanddan May 11, 2016