two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

Two-Hub Day

A day in which you use a meal service to deliver your entire sustenance for the day, leaving you to smoke weed and game all day.

Dude, I've been super depressed lately, last week I had four two-hub days

by organicmolecules August 1, 2024

Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011

TwoTimes Day

July 4th is National TwoTimes Day

“You popping out to TwoTimes Day on July 4th?”

by Denzel Freeman June 24, 2021

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

DayTwona

Da second morning of a NASCAR-racer saga.

Day One of race-car repairs and testing was fairly typical; let's see what DayTwona brings.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021

Daytwona 500

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.

It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.

by QuacksO July 31, 2021