Dasney

Annoying most of the time, hardheaded, can be sweet, rude if you make her, and can be loving I'd u treat her right.

That Dasney is sweet.

Dasney is so annoying.

by Camigurlz June 16, 2016

dyskeybordia

chronic disease of 21st century civilization that have been growing with extensive use of electronic devices, especially personal computers. It manifests itself in repetitive and often uncontrolled presses of incorrect keys (be it physical or on-screen) resulting in written text being completely illegible and making no sense. This results in over-excessive use of Backspace key in order to correct written words, but often is not noticed due to speed of writing and urgency of conversation, which requires immediate deployment of written message. It is also believed than strong reliance of auto-correction algorithms may be partially responsible in development of this disease.

- Hi mtae checl out this pohto I haev just snaped
- Christ mate you really suffer from dyskeybordia

by manjutek1 April 24, 2014

dankey kang

Donkey kong but made completely of dank marijuana nugs .

Dankey kang is always so high.

by Bluemagic420 April 5, 2019

jem dakeyne

a good friend of mine, me being the almighty and all powerful overlord of the urban dictioanry. i have defined 2 whole words! all mine! suck my kiss! no please... that was an order...
anyway... jem is a monkey that lives up peoples asses, and he aint picky about whos... so watch out...

see also ass monkey

jem dakeyne

by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

Dankey Panch

To give someone a donkey punch and it makes them queef.

Dankey panch , donkey punch , queef

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Loreto Dalkey

Full of lesbian girls who think they’re hard because they’ve gotten drunk once. All poshies who think they’re the shit. They all need to learn how to take a shower and wipe their ass holes with something other than a guys tongue.

Hey bro I just fingered a loreto dalkey girl

Oh god man every girl from that school is a lesbian are you sure she’s just not pissed drunk and thinks you’re a girl

by smellystinkers October 18, 2019