by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013
Get the Douche Itmug. A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.
by crazy_birch January 14, 2015
Get the Douchemug. Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.
The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.
Get the douchemug. i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
by levi parker September 5, 2007
Get the douchenessmug. obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment
by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 27, 2008
Get the douchemug. process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.
by doug December 16, 2003
Get the douchingmug. An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.
by J Bo January 27, 2007
Get the douche'mug.