When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.
"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"
"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."
"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."
"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
by ImTravisAndWhatisThis April 26, 2013
Get the Dishonorable Discharge mug.1. anything associated with, emanating from, or caused by Ann E. O'Connell. 2. Replenishing a depleted honor bar with Walgreen's goods. 3. Hot-tubbing with your co-clerk. 4. Imagining what you could else could happen while hot-tubbing with your co-clerk.
Ann was dishonorable when she used the magnum condoms out of the Ritz honor bar and replaced them with a lambskin glow-in-the-dark bulk pack.
by Ritz Carlton January 3, 2005
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James: I just took "the discolored pill".
Dave: Cool, dude.
James: Your skin color is so clear. I thought you were white.
Dave: I am.
James: Okay, I'm trippin.
Dave: Cool, dude.
James: Your skin color is so clear. I thought you were white.
Dave: I am.
James: Okay, I'm trippin.
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Get the Dishonorable Discharge mug.Creon believes it is a horrible dishonorment to be a woman’s underling such as analyzed in the beginning of this paragraph so to call his son this shows how truly disgusted he is with son.
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Get the Dishonorment mug.The opposite of colored people. Those who call themselves whites and call others colored. See also yellowface, honkey, blue-eyed demon, slave trader, and cracker.
Q: Why do discolored people are always trying to dehumanize other humans calling them colored among other names?
A: So to feel no remorse attacking their countries and raping their women and children.
A: So to feel no remorse attacking their countries and raping their women and children.
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Get the Discolored people mug.We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
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