i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 31, 2016

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 08, 2020

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 01, 2021

Oh NAH U DIDNT

When the best friend fucks with the best friends boyfriend

Oh NAH U DIDNT

by LMAOWHYAMIHERE December 01, 2018

didnt even realize

This is now officially all one word.

Person 1: i mean i didnt even realized it was the bambi face until looking at it for like 5 seconds
Person 1 (again lol): *didnt even realize
Person 2: thats now all one word

by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 17, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021