i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

Marvel we didnt start the fire

Tony Stark, Iron Man, Nick Fury has a plan
Big shock, Pepper Potts, Arc Reactor Core
Asgard, ancient war, Loki, and his brother, Thor
Bruce Banner, radiation, transformation, *roar*
Coulson and Maria Hill, they're the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Russian spy
Captain Rogers, World War II; Bucky, Peggy, I love you
First Avenger, here we go, everyone assemble!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it

Obadiah, Blonsky, Whiplash, Laufey
Red Skull, Hydra, Arnim Zola, Loki
Battle for humanity, Stones of Infinity:
Space, Time, Soul, Mind, Power, and Reality

War Machine, Falcon spin, Bucky Barnes is back again
Star-Lord, Gamora, too, Drax, Rocket, "I am Groot"
Vision, Mantis, Nebula, Ultron in Sokovia
Civil War, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man
Doctor Strange, Ragnarok, Henry, Janet, and the Wasp
Black Panther in Wakanda, Shuri, Okoye, Killmonger
Captain Marvel, Goose the Cat, flying higher, further, faster
Thanos and Infinity War, I can’t take it anymore!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on and on...
We didn't start the fire

marvel we didnt start the fire is soooooo good

by bucky barnes official January 6, 2022

Oh NAH U DIDNT

When the best friend fucks with the best friends boyfriend

Oh NAH U DIDNT

by LMAOWHYAMIHERE November 30, 2018