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Dicktionary

People who know all the sexbpositions and all sexual words
"Im a dicktionary"
by RorySowersby April 5, 2017
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dicktionary

A popular term used for dictionaries that do not provide the appropriate definition the user is looking for. But this word is usually only used when such person is in great stress from lack of time and urgent need to find the definition of that word.
"Okay what is an aliuqualia paradox? Let me look in the dictionary."

"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."
by Notinhandle22291 May 2, 2021
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Dicktionary

A game in which a woman makes up names for a mans penis in between jerking it off.
Let’s play Dicktionary, daddy!
by Big Pot December 6, 2019
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Dicktionary

"some words in the dicktionary are ding ding, weaner, pp"
by Anony-mouse 🐭 November 5, 2020
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Dicktionary

Wanna look at dicks look in the dicktionary.
by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019
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Dicktionary

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed
Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?
by Marky Mark Fa Sho June 20, 2008
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dicktionary

The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.
Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.
by Swivelnuts August 14, 2011
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