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Dorm Crew

At Harvard University, the largest student-run fee-for-service organization in the world. Also, a collection of great world citizens. An organization of glory, freedom, and cleanliness. They can throw a sweet dance party...and they can clean it up.
Anonymous person 1: "Which organization was founded in 1951 and has the incredibly witty motto, SANITAS?"
Anonymous person 2: "Could it be...Dorm Crew?!?!?!"
by Damp-duster June 22, 2009
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The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
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dorm room

A tiny shithole where colleges make their students live; a square or rectangle-shaped block typically conveniently located near a sound source that is of the utmost annoyance.
Francis: "Hey Mohammed, how is your dorm room?"
Mohammed: "Fuck this shitbox. All I hear all day are firetrucks and ambulances obnoxiously blaring their sirens and also the douchebag down the hall who won't shut the fuck up."
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Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.
Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.
by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009
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dorm

a bedroom, living room, and kitchen in a space about the size of most walk-in closets. roommate included free of charge.
As I like to say, "home sweet hole."
by Lauren September 1, 2004
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