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cybernarcissistic

Condition characterized by incessant and compulsive self- googling, browsing tagged pictures of oneself, and seeking out any and all information pertaining to oneself listed in social media or any other online site. For musicians this can include compulsively analyzing ones' own Pandora station.
My bf is cybernarcissistic, she googles her own name every two hours.
by Quixotista August 18, 2011
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Cybernetix Core

Cybernetix Core is a human brain which displays exceptional intellectual ability or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of new advances in a domain of knowledge. Basically a very advanced human brain.
Albert Einstein's cybernetix core is very advanced and knowledgeable.
by TommyGunnZ33 June 23, 2016
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Cyberhead

A Cyberhead is someone who is obsessed with their smartphone and/or social media.
Cyberheads can be found anywhere, in a coffee shop, on the metro, or walking down the street. Cyberheads are characterized by their almost-unblinking gaze that is locked on their handheld devices.
Many Cyberheads document every little thing in real life using their smartphone camera; whether it be mundane or remotely interesting, they collect moments of their life that lose value the second they pull out their phones and hit record.
Cyberheads are constantly on social media. If a Cyberhead forgets to carry their smartphone with them somewhere- expect a meltdown.
A Cyberheads phone almost never dies- it's always charging, and they will most likely bring a charger with them everywhere.
Many Cyberheads unabashedly speak in memes, and their version of humor and joking follows the format of a meme.
If you suspect someone is a Cyberhead, ask them, "When was the last time your phone dropped to 5% battery life or died?" If their answer is "Never," they are most likely a Cyberhead.
You can provoke a Cyberhead and bring out their true colors by doing something funny, or out of the ordinary, then coaxing them by saying, "Imagine if you got that on Snapchat?!"
If they become excited, they are most likely a Cyberhead, if they ask you to re-enact your funny, clumsy or spontaneous moment so they can document it through their smartphone camera- they are definitely a Cyberhead.
Sally: Oh my god you need to meet my friend Janice, she's so funny!
Frank: Well, invite her the next time were going out!
Helen: I will! But let me show you some Snapchats I took of her!!
Frank: Uhhh... okay? (Helen is such a Cyberhead... Why can't she just allow Janice to show me her sense humor herself- in real life? Can life ever surprise me anymore?)
by trashtalk09 June 28, 2018
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Cybernet

The Cybernet is a new cool radical sensation! All the cool kids like to surf the world wide web!
You can play games, download movies, join chatrooms, and send emails to the president of the united states
Bro 1: Hey bro! do you wanna go skating and get all the hot chicks?
Bro 2: Not right now bro, Im surfing the Cybernet!
Bro 1: WOW bro thats like TOTALLY TUBULAR DUDE!
by i fuck my hand June 27, 2020
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Cybernetic Procrasturbation

Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"

"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
by Noodl3Ninja October 23, 2020
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Cyberverse

This is equal to a metaverse, or game world.
Since Mark ruined meta-verse for everyone we started using cyberverse instead.
by padenfool February 17, 2022
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Cybervert

Cybervert: The tendency to be more outgoing and expressive in online interactions with artificial intelligence systems and technology, compared to in-person interactions with other humans. This behaviour can reflect a greater comfort level with technology and a shift in social norms towards digital communication.
As a cybervert, Rachel felt more confident and communicative in her virtual interactions with me, ChatGPT, compared to her face-to-face conversations with others.
by Phieyl February 10, 2023
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