Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

by Stoverman October 13, 2019

hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

by RedWolve September 18, 2019

anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011

cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

cucumboning

The act of gay sex, in which a man cuts a penis-sized hole into a cucumber, slaps it on his dick and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cucumber turns to slop. This can be very fun for both men.

Lad 1: Maaan, cucumboning is so fun, I can't wait to be cucumboned by my bae tonight!
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.

by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014

Cucumber Tyrone

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.

Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.

by feeshna May 27, 2015