A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.
Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?
Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!
John: :(
Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!
John: :(
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An incredibly stupid person. These people are often found in department and grocery stores and show no signs of common sense. Many times they can be rude, cruel, and obnoxious.
by Stanzfield July 25, 2008
Get the Customer mug.1: A pain in the ass system for trying to fix a problem but just leads to more shit wrong with your system then before.
2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
Guy 1: My xbox sounds like it is fixing to explode because the fan sounds like a helicopter.
Guy 2: Have you called xbox customer support?
Guy 1: Are you fucking high!??!?! I called and they said there should be a slight noise coming from the fan. They can't get it through there head that it is loud enough to wake up my neighbors.
Dude 1: I GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH!!!!
Dude 2: Did you call xbox customer support.
Dude 1: Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they are doing. They said it should be green not red, and I could have swore he was googling porn in the background.
Guy 2: Have you called xbox customer support?
Guy 1: Are you fucking high!??!?! I called and they said there should be a slight noise coming from the fan. They can't get it through there head that it is loud enough to wake up my neighbors.
Dude 1: I GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH!!!!
Dude 2: Did you call xbox customer support.
Dude 1: Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they are doing. They said it should be green not red, and I could have swore he was googling porn in the background.
by X CHAZZ X November 29, 2009
Get the Xbox Customer Support mug.A modified version of a firmware ( for example on psp) to run homebrew, and custom boots, and text, and whatnot.
made by Dark_Alex a.k.a DAX.
made by Dark_Alex a.k.a DAX.
by MushrumeHedd March 7, 2007
Get the custom firmware mug.A once thriving residential building contractor in the mainline suburbs of Philadelphia which grew from hard work of many talented carpenters and through word of mouth became the go to builder for some of the more wealthy and influential residents of this area. Once well respected and known for its leadership and talented diverse crew and a Dominican guy and a washed up cokehead Eagles fan which excelled in high quality work until the late 2000’s when the long slow process of the changing of hands in ownership to the next generation quickly brought in new practices of betrayal, over charging, and a drug induced I don’t give a fuck mentality to old and new customers alike. Often robbing Peter to Pay Paul like techniques and the new norm in which paying sub contractors was optional, mostly months after billing if at all. There final years they got by on pure luck if even finishing a job at all. When the cloud of smoke settled the leader still was reported missing and on the run. (Probably getting high)The last known employees were seen withdrawing from a job site like American soldiers leaving the embassy in Vietnam in the final days trying not to be over run by subs, inspectors, and home owners.
All gave some , Some gave all
All gave some , Some gave all
Forty years of hard work to build up Custom Woodcraft was all destroyed by a pill popping, spoiled dick who was handed everything and still failed.
Andrew the electrician is still waiting for a check from Custom Woodcraft.
Rick the painter and his companion Terry are just two examples of what could have been if. It for Custom Woodcraft.
Now that Custom Woodcraft is no more, Jose now owns a tire shop he acquired from a loan he got from sucking off a rich 70 year old college professor.
Andrew the electrician is still waiting for a check from Custom Woodcraft.
Rick the painter and his companion Terry are just two examples of what could have been if. It for Custom Woodcraft.
Now that Custom Woodcraft is no more, Jose now owns a tire shop he acquired from a loan he got from sucking off a rich 70 year old college professor.
by Fyou123 May 14, 2019
Get the Custom Woodcraft mug.When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010
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