cuntmuppet

An obnoxious and totally undisciplined child.

"This woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. I have no idea why she had the little cuntmuppet if she's just going to ignore it all the time."

by Arcane Rose February 27, 2008

cuntsmeller

1. A person who gets off smelling cunts.
2. Derogatory insult.

1. Ray loves being a cuntsmeller, dude is sick.
2. Fuck off, you pathetic cuntsmeller!

by BlaineRick January 8, 2007

cuntmouth

A person, not necessarily a woman, that incessantly makes comments designed to gratuitously belittle or irritate someone.

Valerie is such a cuntmouth, she just makes her own life even more miserable by talking everyone else down.

by FritzRoy January 5, 2009

cuntmuncher

1. An insult for an annoying person
2. One who frequently eats female genitalia.

1. Brian Walsh is such a cuntmuncher.
2. Wow, you eat a lot of pussy, you are one badass cuntmuncher

by Paul Farnan August 31, 2003

cuntmelon

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids

So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag

by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cuntsummate

a cuntsummate professional: being of the highest or most extreme degree of cunt:

a work of cuntsummate skill; an act of consummate savagery eg chris martin, bono, sting, etc.

by bobmsn June 28, 2011