by Luchar March 15, 2018
Get the Cuntess mug.1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.
2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.
3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.
3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.
Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011
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Refers to an extroverted, reckless, impulsive, poorly educated, unintelligent woman who always causes problems for everyone around her. Then tosses the blame outward, looking for any scapegoat to preserve her vain, narcissistic, egomaniacal divinity. The key factor of a Cuntess is that they must uphold a grandiose delusion of absolute personal perfection, which no one may challenge. Essentially, a Cuntess is a forgetful, low-functioning psychopath with an inferiority complex.
The Cuntess threw out her favourite CD, telling me she wasn't interested in the band any more. Now she's blaming John for stealing it, saying that she was always suspicious of him due to his 'criminal element.' Can you believe that?"
by Unorthodox Platypus October 12, 2016
Get the Cuntess mug.A cuncessory or cuntcessory's are accessory's used by cunts. Such as make-up, lip stick or otherthings kept in the purse.
"Today, my girlfriend drained my bank account on many cuntcessory's." or "she has way too many cuntcessory's in her purse." or "God that broad loves to cuntcessorize."
by BRoy4MVP June 27, 2009
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Get the cunterstanding mug.Ladies, when you've done a set on any seated machine at the gym. When you stand up you see a small wet line on the seat.
Little awkward moment for you and your P.T.
Someone has a sweating box.
All that warmth and moisture transfered in that one moment.
Little awkward moment for you and your P.T.
Someone has a sweating box.
All that warmth and moisture transfered in that one moment.
by Filthysparky September 23, 2020
Get the Cuntensation mug.That girl is such a mean and bitchy yet wildly majestic cuntess who belongs to the aristocracts of the upper class and elites.
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