Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cunthead

Used when the term dickhead is too much of an understatement to describe how crappy someone is.

Jenna is a massive cunthead because she fucked my mum

by Graphene November 24, 2017

cunttease

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can

"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"

by FMGplz October 2, 2008

Cuntspeak

Cuntspeak (kuhnt-speek, kuhnt-speek)

When someone, namely female, spouts information that is generally annoying, unrelated to the topic at hand or just stupid.

I'm tired of all this cuntspeak.

by Not So Serious August 31, 2010

cuntplaining

cuntplaining is when a women complains about something that isn't merely an insignificant problem, but not a problem at all.

cuntplaining examples:
Men sitting with their legs apart oppresses me

Video game characters with big butts make me sad because i don't have a big butt

Its cold and the AC is on too high

When i beat up my boyfriend he doesn't fight back enough

People want to have sex with me

People give me compliments

by xeno6969 October 12, 2016

Cuntplaining

What women who acknowledges mansplaining as a word does when complaining about it.

1: Well mansplaining is totally not something that women does when they're explaining as a regular person

2: stop cuntplaining, cunt.

by nvrd October 6, 2017

Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020