cuntoxed

A state of extreme intoxication.

By the time all of the free drinks had run out, we were all cuntoxed.

We're gonna go get cuntoxed tonight!

by captain_kinke January 9, 2005

cuntner

a girl who thinks she is so "scene" when in reality nobody really likes her, big whore. obsessed with hello kitty and starting pointless drama. her hair needs to be dyed back to fairly natural colors instead of like, twelve different. maybe more people would like her?

"did you see what cuntner was wearing today?"
"yeah, i threw some candy at her"

by dnt knw February 12, 2009

Cuntonese

n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.

Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!

by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011

cuntinental divide

noun
the little bit of skin in between a woman's pussy and asshole.

If a girl is getting DPed, the dicks might cover all sight of the cuntinental divide.

by LAKSHFLASKFHA;GDK November 28, 2004

cuntogenarian

Noun: A bitchy old woman.

"Better watch out when you drive to the mall... a lot of cuntogenarians out on the road today."
or...
"When I'm older, you can look for me in the cuntogenarian Hall of Fame."
or...
"That Professor Smith shouldn't be teaching Child Development... what a cuntogenarian!"

by Snows June 6, 2008

Cuntinental

Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey European beverage whenever the rain stops for ten minutes. Usually middle-class women in huge, oversized sunglasses proclaiming "oh my GOD!!!" every other sentence.

"For fuck sake. you can't move on this street anymore. Fucking cuntinentals have taken up all the space."

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana

Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner

by macnotpc July 24, 2011