Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003

cunteloupe

Another word for "cunt."

Combining the words "cunt" and "cantaloupe."

Invented by Vi.

Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."

by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010

cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

cuntglover

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)

He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score

by projekticeman November 18, 2010

Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt

John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'

by Majority Population February 20, 2015

Cantaloupe

Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.

Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....

Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!

Her: These rocks are pointy.....

by NotAGoatScrewer February 12, 2018