cumqautch

the offspring of a stray shot of cum intop fertile soil resulting in a delicious yet salty veggie

i just grew some cumqautch in the backyard

by cum in my belly! December 3, 2007

cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 23, 2013

Cumquat

A motherless daughter.

That bitch has no mom,what a Cumquat.

by Maryknowss March 24, 2016

cumquat

A couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are getting married, they are cumquats.

by Butterball Moley September 16, 2008

cumquat

An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!

by B. Moley September 18, 2008

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Cumquat

The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.

I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.

by Vagalot May 14, 2013