Lumpelstiltskin

A somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. Play on Rumpelstiltskin

*Rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a Brothers Grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.

Don't eat that donut or you'll get even fatter, Lumpelstiltskin!

by Porquita April 3, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

by Teloor April 8, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin

The act of doubling up on condoms.

Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.

by Hdheje April 22, 2019

Rumpelstiltskin

Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better

Daddy rumpelstiltskin is so hot

by Daddy rump June 9, 2020

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

Rumpelstiltskin

When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.

Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!

by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023

Rumpelstiltskin mudslide

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

by charazarding champion January 24, 2025