cumike

Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".

"Cumike!"
"See you guys!"

by bacondaddy August 14, 2020

Cumsies

When a teenager precums in his pants,it is referred to as cumsies.

" While sitting in class, little confused Steve went cumsies while looking at his reading teacher"

by The Best Entertainer October 19, 2009

Cummie Worms

When you bust a nut all over her face, the strings still connecting from your Dick to her lips.

Man this bitch sacked my Dick so good so I gave her some cummie worms

by Cummie Man January 1, 2017

cummie

a cummie is like a communist however they are more slutty

are your a cummie?

yes

wanna go out sometime?

sure

by shitheadman February 8, 2021

cumsiesta

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumdies

cum-soaked undies, especially underwear that is hastily put on after wild sex.

getting fucked at the library is way hot but i hate walking down the Avenue in my cumdies

by porkchopp August 2, 2011

Cummie Bears

Cum covered shit.

Let him cum inside you so you have some cummie bears to snack on later.

by Eatshitforbreakfast November 6, 2017