Cumbasted

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.

The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.

by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!

Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!

by broberts22 December 17, 2019

cumzaster

When you significantly cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she slaps you and you ejaculate again and she chokes on it.

I had a cumzaster with zoey last week

by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021

cumzaster

When you cum and it gets all over your partners hair and clothes she then slaps you yet you ejaculate again and she chokes on it

I had a cumzaster with zoey last weekend

by FuckMaster83 February 6, 2021

cumaster

A cumaster is someone that has the ability to control cum like a waterbender

Oh no there's a cumaster run

by Cumaster42069 March 15, 2024

Cumpaste

Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

getting Comcasted

A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.

B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"

Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.

My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...

by Tamilder April 15, 2021