Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.

Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

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drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.

"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."

by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022

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Cryption • Cryption Network • Craption • CrypticNoOne • CRYPTONAIRE • cryptonite • cryptonight • craptionary • Craptioneer • Craptionfigure

Craption

A shit action movie

Josh: "Hey have any of youse cunts seen Seagal in his latest craption movie?"
Tom: "nah, any good?"
Josh: "Nah mate"

by PabloThePotter June 17, 2013

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cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

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