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bustin crustaceans

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.
by ragz February 8, 2007
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crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.
Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.
by Crab God February 26, 2019
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crustacean transportation

1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
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Crustacean Nation

The ill-fated line of Transformer-esque toys that consisted of a deformed half-lobster half-cheetah created by the Mosaic team on "The Apprentice."
"Sweetie, I'm sorry...I couldn't find you those Transformers you wanted, but the man at the counter recommended this instead...CRUSTACEAN NATION! Doesn't it look fun, honey?"
by Brianne September 12, 2004
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Crustacious

The quality or state of being crusty.
Guy 1: bro why don't you go out with Bertha?

Guy 2: Hell no bro she's so crustacious!

Guy 1: haha yea
by Punkrocker420 September 28, 2014
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Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.
"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."
by W0lfen April 4, 2021
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crustacean

A salty person who is known as a bottom feeder . They are usually greasy and never shower. They also always look out for themselves and not others, and make fun of their so called bros.
A:Man, this kid is such a crusty Crustacean!
B:Why is that?
C:Because he always makes fun of me, and never takes a shower.
by Jay-Lo Wizzle April 30, 2012
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