"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"
by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008
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The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009
Get the clit clunking mug.The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'
Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'
'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.
'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'
Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'
'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.
'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'
by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009
Get the Cranking mug.Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
Get the blunder crunching mug.Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.
Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
Get the Crunching mug.1. A Chunkington is a person who is Overweight, Obese or just generally Fat.
2. Refer to: Heffer, Fatty, Fat Bast*rd/B*tch.
2. Refer to: Heffer, Fatty, Fat Bast*rd/B*tch.
1. Omg, what a chunkington! (context: as you point at a fat person)
2. Stop being such a chunkington (context: somebody is eating too much)
3. You're such a chunkington (context: obvious)
4. Just replace Fatty with the word Chunkington, and it usually works.
2. Stop being such a chunkington (context: somebody is eating too much)
3. You're such a chunkington (context: obvious)
4. Just replace Fatty with the word Chunkington, and it usually works.
by Domje June 9, 2008
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