A crunkster is another tier of typically very white hipster that co-opts and exceedingly young style of dress, comprised of skinny jeans of either skateboard brands or designer makes, allover print hoodies of the same branding, and things from popular hip-hop dress like flat brim ballcaps and shoes such as Nike Dunks (especially SBs, due to wide availibility.)
The crunkster likes to imitate and socialize with anyone dressing to the limits of fashionable poor taste, be they club-going fashionistas dancing to Madonna, Pharrell loving hip-hop brothers, skaters, or pseudopunks.
They will love American Apparel, getting drunk on 40's, crappy "bling", and being walking iconography for a hypocritical pre-pubescent buffoon with hairless genitals. Crunksters are super fashion oriented, though for all genres of style; and thus, they think they are "punk."
The crunkster likes to imitate and socialize with anyone dressing to the limits of fashionable poor taste, be they club-going fashionistas dancing to Madonna, Pharrell loving hip-hop brothers, skaters, or pseudopunks.
They will love American Apparel, getting drunk on 40's, crappy "bling", and being walking iconography for a hypocritical pre-pubescent buffoon with hairless genitals. Crunksters are super fashion oriented, though for all genres of style; and thus, they think they are "punk."
You'll know a crunkster when you see it. They are hipster city-kids that grew up in the rich 'burbs.
Black and super-white dress at the same time.
Black and super-white dress at the same time.
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Jane (via text) - yo whassup baby!! wanna get some lunch?
John (via text) - i dno baby, i woke up really drunkover.
John (via text) - i dno baby, i woke up really drunkover.
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Get the crunkered mug.Contrary to the definition surroudning, the word "crunker" is a comparative. Used in the phrase, "He's a totally crunker," crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. A noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.
Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.
Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.
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