cruke sex

The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.

The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

crikey my likey

Something happened but you can’t say that you don’t like it

Tim: hey ur so pretty I would bang
Lemmy: aha crikey my likey

by Hellodarknessmyoldfriend69 October 15, 2017

Crikey Cameron

Another Term For The Stale Meme "DAMN DANIEL" that originated from an I Hate Everything video

Nathan : Do you the durr plant meme that came from IHE's Crikey Cameron Video
George : Yes

by Some Random Worthless Cunt July 24, 2018

Crikey Me Mcpipen

The saying of a true legend, in the act of being surprised and impressed.

Person A, 'Look at those melves'
Person B, 'Crikey Me Mcpipen

by Thomay March 4, 2019

Crikey

Australian slang used normally when someones amazed or astonished at something.

''Crikey! That's a big crocodile.''

by Joeldadon December 8, 2016

crikey

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

crikey

Euphemism for the blasphemy 'Christ kill me!'.

Akin to 'Cor blimey!' (God blind me).

Used when suprised/shocked.

"Crikey! I wasn't expecting that."

by Stainsbod May 26, 2008