Croydon

A area in south london in england notorious for black gangs called roadmen

Guy 1 Do you wanna go to croydon cuz? Guy 2 Nah cuz there's bare roadmen there

by enzomangono December 16, 2019

croydon: the london transport game

Croydon is the most realistic bus and tram game on roblox but unfortunately holds many 9 year olds who don't know how to drive then try and invade this Discord server, the game is also full of bugs

croydon: the london transport game is a roblox game

by Charliebus2007 November 7, 2022

Croyd

crusty haemorrhoid

Your dad has croyds, sorry.

by Croydsurfer69 July 24, 2010

croytopia

Another name for the fine realm known as Croydon, home to the Knights of the Road.

May also be referred to as the Croytopolis

"Most people who do not know the delights of Croydon speak ill of it. This is because they have heard other people slag it off and they think they must repeat what they hear. That's fine. We don't want their kind in Croytopia. Don't tell them how brilliant it is or they'll all want to move there."

by VoidTraveller June 29, 2022

croydenbonser

A Sydney gang member that robs people and is into transsexuals

You filthy croydenbonser (referring to that of a bad nature)

by Originalpiper88 June 14, 2023

The Croydon steamer

1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.

2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)

3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.

4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.

5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand

6. Make deep and passionate love to her.

7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.

The Croydon steamer; To Steam ones croydon, steamathon, steamaholic, steam trek, saving private croydon, living the steam, keep it croydon, steamformers, the ultimate steamer.

by tobyornot August 12, 2009

old croydon

old croydon is a cute little town in PA. known for coastal which is now sunoco but no true croydonnite will admit that the abyss where countless bar fights break loose and undersagers are welcome the marina where you can find numerous blunts and fortys the courts holding many drunken memories by every croydonite under 21 (and the ones who are 21 and cant let go of the past but supply the beer) and the wonderful pizza places all 150 and them.

not 21? its okay old croydon is a giant bar for undersagers.. watch out for popo

by splatty July 5, 2010