crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.

Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.

by Nofoxgiven May 8, 2018

crossfit brain

Akin to pregnancy brain, crossfit brain occurs after an intense crossfit workout. Symptoms include memory loss, disorientation, extreme increased appetite, and flashbacks of the workout.

I can't remember where my favorite quarterback, Russell Wilson went to school. It must be crossfit brain.

by sheiscynful March 20, 2015

Crossfit bro

Young males who are extreme devotees of Crossfit. Often interchangeable with Paleo bros.

I wish the Crossfit bros would stop trying to get me to do box steps and kettleball swings!

by lismo August 27, 2017

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.

Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.

by Nofoxgiven May 9, 2018

Crossfit Conservative

Someone who loves talking about free-market economics, any kind of bootstrap that can be pulled on, and that all lives matter when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand

...And they won't shut the fuck about it.

person 1: Who did you invite? Kyle? Ugh...he's such a crossfit conservative
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America

by JiggidyDenday February 1, 2021

Crossfit goggles

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

by CFLT July 30, 2013

CrossFit Strong

The kind of strong you get doing CrossFit workouts. Similar to "country strong." The men and women that do CrossFit Workouts rarely change in size, so the aren't huge, but they are extremely strong and have great endurance. Similar to country farm boys that do functional work daily. No abs can compare to the greatness of CrossFit abs. Total core workout.

Weightlifter: dude, you are not very big to be deadlifting all that weight, you need a weight belt.

CrossFitter: this is just my warm-up

Weightlifter: but you aren't a huge muscle head, like all my buds.

Crossfitter: no, I'm CrossFit strong!

by Grove Girl June 17, 2011