The Croft

When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!

dude i juss got the croft last night..

by DaddyCroft123 March 30, 2009

craftsnatcher

Craftsnatcher: by all accounts an untalented or unoriginal person who chooses to pass off the work of artists and otherwise crafty people as their own.

Craftsnatch: a)see above b)the act of stealing or reselling another's handicraft

Craftsnatcherous: like the kid at the next desk eyeballing your paper during an exam, a craftsnatcherous person sniffs around forums and craft fairs seeking ways to copy other people's work.

Craftsnatchity: a)see above b)when someone's behavior is suspiciously craftsnatcherous

"I can't believe you're not ashamed of your blatant craftsnatchery!"

by water September 18, 2007

croft dusting

queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;

Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.

She was sensually croft dusting all the way from the bed to the bathroom.

by Lasagnaforbrains August 1, 2018

craftster

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).

She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.

by Jenny January 3, 2005

craftsterbation

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005

5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006