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Creampied

When you fill your partner’s orifice (ass or vagina) with semen
OMG Chad just got creampied
by JJwithCakes March 23, 2020
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Creamster

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).
Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???
by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006
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cremate

1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition

2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general
While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.
by cmg0907 June 18, 2011
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Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess
Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
by SlopNChop April 13, 2017
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Creamed Cheeks

putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it
Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?
by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 9, 2018
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Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.
When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.
by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008
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Creamage

verb - to cream one's pants

A more feminine version of 'to jizz in one's pants'
When a ladies natural lubricant has erupted in her under garments.
a Man Beauty is in vision...
"Pwoar! I just creamed my pants - that's a mighty fine Norwiegian Man Beauty"
"Oh the creamage"

Can also be replace the lyrics 'Jizzed in my pants' to the song with the same title.
by Victoria is you God June 9, 2009
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