crantastrophy

experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product

" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "

by Its a word now January 27, 2010

Crunty

Being a "cranky" "cunt" . .

I was extremely hungry and was acting a bit crunty.

Don't ever bring that crunty bitch around here again!

by Witchy2me June 14, 2018

ChauntiAna

ChauntiAna is a girl who is creative, profoundly wise, and stunning. She is kind and loves children, animals, and learning about Earth.

ChauntiAna became a psychology major because of her love for taking care of others health.

by zena111 April 9, 2021

Chauntae

Chauntae is a cool, funny, and chill kind of girl. Chauntae is the one you can't take your eyes off of. You need to find you a Chauntae. Girls tend to get little crushes on Chauntae as well.

Girl: dam, who is that?
Girl #2: I don't know.
Girl: she fine as hell!
Girl #2: go say some.
Girl: hey, what's your name?
Chauntae: I'm Chauntae

by KingTae February 25, 2017

crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

craunch

In Jazz music, for one player to interrupt the beginning of another players improvised solo by commencing their own improvised solo. variations include the "standing craunch" where in a big band, the saxophone player stands up to take a solo, and is left looking foolish as one of the brass section standing behind him has commenced a solo. also, the "flying craunch" where a solo that has begun tastefully, with only a few sparse notes is interrupted by another play who plays high and/or loud and/or fast.

I got craunched three times tonight, and all of those where by the trumpet player.

by Eamon McNelis January 23, 2006

Chauntelle

The name of a person who is really awesome.

1. Dude, she was so Chauntelle!

by MaX DaddY December 9, 2008