crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

classturbate

when one secretly or not so secretly masturbates during class.

Look at that kid he's classturbate in the middle of class

by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011

casturbate

the act of lotioning ones own cast (most often ones forearm cast) on the inside then inserting ones penis into the cast in a humping motion until climax is achived

the doctor will sure be upset when he finds out i'm a habital casturbater

by b-f@ January 16, 2010

Clasturbate

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?

by ntx confessions January 31, 2014

Crashsturbation

The phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.

Me: What do you want to do tonight? I'm kind of horny, but I'm also kind of sleepy...
S.O.: I'm not going to be able to go out tonight, I have to work. What are you going to do?
Me: I don't know, I guess I'll stay in and watch TV. I'll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
S.O.: Sounds good. Let me know which one ends up winning!

by BigBiscuitDog May 29, 2017

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017