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The phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.
Me: What do you want to do tonight? I'm kind of horny, but I'm also kind of sleepy...
S.O.: I'm not going to be able to go out tonight, I have to work. What are you going to do?
Me: I don't know, I guess I'll stay in and watch TV. I'll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
S.O.: Sounds good. Let me know which one ends up winning!
by BigBiscuitDog May 29, 2017
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