Crashsturbation

The phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.

Me: What do you want to do tonight? I'm kind of horny, but I'm also kind of sleepy...
S.O.: I'm not going to be able to go out tonight, I have to work. What are you going to do?
Me: I don't know, I guess I'll stay in and watch TV. I'll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
S.O.: Sounds good. Let me know which one ends up winning!

by BigBiscuitDog May 29, 2017

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity

John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

Cashturbation

The act of demonstrating one's own wealth for the sake of ego masturbation.

Joey's purchase of two fully grown pandas was just another part of his endless cashturbation.

by greenknight04 December 20, 2009

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009

Cassturbation

1).The art of mastubation over a girl named Cass.
2). No meaning at all.

"Mmm, Cass was great in bed last night."
"j00 s3r10us? I C4ssturb4t3d"
"You really are a loser, aren't you?"
"Ys3"

by Eight Legged Freak March 2, 2004

Classturbation

When you fantasize about classmates while fondling yourself.

"I hear Jason is in to Classturbation."

by Cgtheberzerker September 9, 2015

classturbation

To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."

Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."

by Dustin Englhart March 21, 2009