Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Crappola

Crap that has delusions of grandeur.

This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!

by Pierre1027 February 20, 2007

crapioca

Really bad tapioca pudding.

We had steak for dinner and crapioca for dessert.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

crappola

A polite way for a lady to say shit, crap, or I've had enough of this situation.

You scared the crappola out of me.
I cannot take anymore of your crappola.
The crappola in the toilet floats.
Oh, crappola, I dropped the keys in the crapper.
Let the crappola hit the floor.

by heartunes May 21, 2013

crapitalism

quick-and-dirty uber-profits for the filthy stinking rich - and total crap for all the rest of us.

Here in the USA crapitalism has caused the world's largest gap between the super-rich lifestyles of the those at the top, and the steadily degenerating living conditions of the vast majority, while landfills continue to overfill with the broken, poorly-made junk that constitutes the "affordable" products for the masses.

by VirgoGrrrlie January 21, 2011