crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

Crankstars

Z103 Morning Show listeners in East Idaho who crank up their radio's volume during songs that they love as much as the hosts, Brad and Tara, do.

"Ah, yeah... it's FRIDAY! Here's a jam for the Crankstars!"

by bnt_enterprises March 19, 2010

Crunkstank

The act of being so drunk, you actually begin to smell like fecal matter.

Brian got so drunk, he shit himself and it was like whoa, dat nigga is crunkstank

by skinvicious August 6, 2009

Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstacio

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.

I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.

by tst808 February 6, 2017

cranstaceous

Badass; does not give a fuck

Wonder Woman is a very cranstaceous character. I see why women look up to her.

by YesIreallymadethis December 3, 2017

Crankslap

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.

oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap

by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020