Cranialrectalectomy

The gentle but forceful removal of a colleague's head from their butt. The procedure was developed by Dr. Couyon in Louisiana.

Cuz, T-Boy needs a cranialrectalectomy...stat!

by Couyon April 20, 2018

crawtator

a dumbass who doesnt understand that they are annoying and have no friends

“why is your sister like that?”
“sorry. shes a crawtator”

by oliveoil.lol December 3, 2022

Cranialrectalmania

A quite contagiuos disease - it is caused when some moron makes any number of stupid or irrelavent actions or statements.....in other words......they HAVE THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASS

BRO: Hey sis you remember Eric?

SIS: Yes bro ,he was an a real jerk, why?
BRO: Well he was diagnosed with ACUTE CRANIALRECTALMANIA the other day..........hahahahahahah
SIS: HAHAHAHAHHA
Refer the the word GLASSECTOMY for the cure

by MSNsMOSTWANTED a.k.a. THE MASTER December 20, 2003

craniorectalmyopathy

the act of having your head so far up your ass that you can't see what's right in front of your face

That guy is suffering from such a serious case of craniorectalmyopathy that he can't see what a hot chick he has.

by Office teacher March 3, 2011

Crankatorium

A place you set up to masturbate in private

I’m going on a week long camping trip with the guys I better bring my crankatorium with me.

by BOISMJ September 6, 2025

cranialrectosis

Someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. A Butt Head

Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.

by BG14742 January 23, 2009

Cramatorium

Another name for a drug warehouse. Know for being stuffed with drugs, or crammed. Hence the name "cramatorium".

Gangster 1: Hey dude, where's the stuff?
Gangster 2: It's at the cramatorium.

by FlipD3RP November 6, 2011