crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

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Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

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Shit candles

Aroma sticks

A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...

by ORB69 April 25, 2010

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crankles

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter

check out the crankles on that bloater

by darkman69 October 27, 2008

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Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014

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