cranlander

Someone from Cranbury, NJ. Term is commonly used in Princeton, NJ to refer to them. Used because kids from Cranbury move on to somewhat nearby Princeton High School, and Cranbury has set up a relationship with Princeton about this.

Where are you from?
Cranbury.

Oh so you're a Cranlander?

by Player72 April 4, 2015

The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.

Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.

by Blenderhead1991 May 18, 2009

Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Cranial

Another term for being way too fucked up off a substance.

Jake: Yo, you good bro?

Joey: Yeahhh I'm good but this weed got me Cranial right now.

by RealJay January 4, 2021

Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

cranial rectosis

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

Carnale

Any vato your close to. Could be a brother, cousin, homie, uncle, anybody. For a female, its Carnala. Literally translate to "Brother"

Chuey: Were you from buster!
Manny: CV118 Pocos Pero Locos!
Casper: Its cool Chuey, he's mi carnale.

by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009