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purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.
by Purplenurple December 4, 2013
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poop crayon

A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.
Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.
by no thanks October 9, 2003
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craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.
We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy
by diana gibson July 21, 2004
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crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.
me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about
by haha lol xd November 4, 2020
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Ass Crayon

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.
by teh collective January 13, 2010
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Cagon

In Mexico, a Cagon is simply someone who shits constantly
Pablo: Dude I seriously need to take a crap.

Juanito: Again? Bro you just did it an hour ago. What do you eat because damn you are big time Cagon.

Mexican mother: Ya se cago este guey, huele a mierda (This guy shitted aready, the room smells like shit.)
by joshwua915 October 27, 2015
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crason

when you have a friend named carson. but however, you are an illiterate human who cannot spell simple words.
'hi crason how are you today"
"my name is carson-"
by riv3r++ January 18, 2021
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