Cagon

In Mexico, a Cagon is simply someone who shits constantly

Pablo: Dude I seriously need to take a crap.

Juanito: Again? Bro you just did it an hour ago. What do you eat because damn you are big time Cagon.

Mexican mother: Ya se cago este guey, huele a mierda (This guy shitted aready, the room smells like shit.)

by joshwua915 October 27, 2015

cagon

Someone who looks fartatious. Who may automatically smell like a caca chip is under their cuka. People with moles especially look cagon because they look like they have a caca chip on their face.

Eva Mendez looks very cagona!

by bleeding PMS June 8, 2011

cagon

1. A muttony pie.

2. A half-wolf, half-dragon creature, forged in the midst of a struggle with evil wizards. This definition is less highly-regarded; specious.

1. Where the hell is the cagon and construda? Laurence Maroney is hungry.

2. Some cagons can cast an anti-magic spell, if cagons existed, which they don't.

by WolfDragon November 7, 2007

Mini Cagon

The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon

Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!

Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...

by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009

Canon City, Colorado

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.

Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.

by oceancats January 25, 2017

Canon City High School

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.

I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School

by hnoss April 6, 2016

Canon City High School

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!

Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!

by ccscandals February 9, 2017