clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Niggalas Cage

Some rapper who did a song, featuring Akon, called "You're The Reason". It's not a bad song, but his name, Niggalas Cage, is both unoriginal and hilarious at the same time!

You're the reason why, I'm havin' a good day, you're the reason why, you made me feel this way, you're the reason why... (by Niggalas Cage ft. Akon, or Akon ft. Niggalas Cage)

by Jeffro January 5, 2009

Craber

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

Nicolas Cage

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.

"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

by UncleJessC July 27, 2012

Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.

Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Rusty Cage

A very, very talented and, Fucking Awesome YouTube Musician/Song Artist. He is most commonly-known for his Knife Game Songs (including the original that was written and made by him), which is kind of a bummer because aside from all the dangerous stunts and performances that he uploads like that, which a lot of people would consider stupid, dumb, and a bad influence (hopefully not a kid would say that), which makes sense, but no one seems to take the moment to check out and listen to his real music and song albums. Plus, a lot of his fan base is full of 7-12 year old immature kids that are obsessed with those Knife Game Songs. Also, with all the dark-humor he puts on his YouTube channel obviously gets the most popular and trending (Like the Noose Song, Knife Games, and other stupid humorous songs he made), which many 0% analytical people would immediately take as an “ignorant, cringy edge lord”, by first appearance, which, he not entirely is... And honestly, the whole reason I’m writing all this, he Deserves to be WAY more popular. Through his not-very-good childhood and depression, and all the instruments and musical equipment he has, and, Oh My God, the content of his videos are OutStanding (he went to College for videography/filmmaking or whatever you call it ). I really wish his songs could be heard on some of the mainstream radio stations or something. Anyway, this super underrated legend should really get more attention, so SubScribe to him, or at least check him out!

Some of Rusty Cage’s Best Real Music: Other Awesome Rusty Cage Content/Humorous Songs:
1. “The Lives of Flies” 1. “I Want Transparency” Parody on Second Channel: “Rusty Cage 2”
2. “When I’m Drinking Whiskey” || 2. The Blindfolded, Two-Hand, Halloween, Christmas, New and Final Knife Game Song
3. “What They Said” 3. “The Family Friendly Noose Song”
4. “Bone To Pick” 4. “The Knife Flip Song” and “The 2nd Knife Flip Song”
5. “I Wish I Had A Wish” 5. “Moving Like Hillary” and “Everyone I Don’t Like Is Literally Hitler” Lmfao!
6. “Requiem of the Crazies” 6. “The Cuss Word Song”. <—The best 30 seconds of your life!)
7. “The Bum Song” and “Spare A Dime” 7. “Draw My Life: Rusty Cage”
8. “A Mysterious Stranger”. and more... 8. Rusty Respond Videos..Especially: Rusty Responds #6 “Reading Mean Comments”

9. “Roasting Myself in Highschool”. And much more videos..

by SuperiorSteve64 November 4, 2019

cage nigga

a nigga locked up in jail

Damn, that nigga just got locked up. He a cage nigga.

by Sam Young March 3, 2007