Crackerado

The uncanny overabundance of white people aka "crackers" found in the state of Colorado

Damn, I was at a rap concert in Crackerado and there were no brothas!

by domeslug December 3, 2003

crackerbating

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

CrackerJacking

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .

Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere

by PeanutButterPuppetPal July 2, 2019

Crackerlac

A Cadillac driven by a white person

Mann check out slim shady in his new crackerlac

by BigR313 September 7, 2011

crackerballs

The testicles attached to a white male

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.

by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022

De-crackernated

To be less white

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated

by TireKing87 February 23, 2021

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022