cpl cloud

amazing looking, ladies man, huge schlong, super angry, depressed motivator. from the mid west has a fish on arm.

hey, stop being such a cpl cloud

by RainMan666 November 3, 2010

CPL Rosenlof

The whale hunting champ who also happens to be maintenance chief

Hey man did you pull a cpl Rosenlof?
Yeah it was a nasty one

by Lispylou May 5, 2021

cpl hicks

manly stud who gets all da fly hunnies and leaves nothing for tha other guyz

that dude is a cpl hicks i never get females anymore

by MedalOfHonr May 8, 2008

CPL (- Cost per load)

The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.

Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless

by johnny88 December 14, 2006

cpl rea

1. to be oblivious to anything around you
2. to have no fucking clue what is going on
3. spacecase 309
4. BOXES?

You're about as lost as a Cpl Rea!

BOXES???

by marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.

Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada

by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010

Cpl jacobson

One of the most emotionally scared people out there, been there done that type of mood so so whatever, willing to get in harms way for action and adventure, and doesn't give a fuck about most people.

Look at cpl jacobson, fighting the wendigo for adventure.

by Cpl jacobson November 23, 2021