cow

1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.
I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.
by Lorelili February 24, 2006
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cowing

kóu-ing v. - A vulgar and juvenile activity that involves a group of men going out together to flatulate in public, with the intent of offending others. The term derives from the fact that cows produce copious amounts of intestinal gas on a continual basis, ergo, to "go cowing" is to intentionally go out in public to flatulate like a cow.
Hey bud, let's go cowing! We can fart all over the mall!
by Hal Jackson December 27, 2011
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cows

something that zaphod asked about in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie.
"what's normal?"
"whats home?"
"what are cows?
by Nick the Barber August 27, 2005
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Male: Did you see that cow moo?
Female: Yehh it was EPIC
by qwerty000 July 09, 2010
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cowing

As in Cowing-hell or cowin-ell! South Wales exclamation of surprise or shock
Cowing hell! This film is crap
by sara1111 July 11, 2005
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cow

a COW (noun) meaning a fit or an outburst.

(I recall this word being used back about 1975. It was coined such because apparently some people, when they were getting upset, would make a somewhat long and gutteral sound that amazingly sounded like a cow mooing.
by Wadsy February 26, 2005
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a disturbingly fat lady with extremely saggy breasts and enough rolls to fill a bakery.
"EWWWW!!,OMG a naked cow is on the loose!!
by quintin June 26, 2004
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