coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

coventry claw by Coventrian July 3, 2016

coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.

Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*

coventry screwdriver by Al December 28, 2004

coventry rat 

A group of homosexuals who hung out on in the fabled Coventry village in Cleveland Ohio. Origins of the word stem from "Hood Rat".

Bruce, a known Coventry Rat, likes his balls hairy.

coventry rat by anon-two1sicks April 15, 2008

Coventry Fondue

Using a cheese testing iron to obtain a stick of cheese which you then place inside a woman's private area. After leaving it to warm for a short while you eat it back out.

Baby, I've got a wheel of cheese and a testing iron, lets break out the Coventry Fondue.

Coventry Fondue by HornyChef69 November 3, 2013

coventry cruster 

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

coventry cruster by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Coventry Bees

Speedway team from coventry. Nicknames the bees they distinctly lack a sting in their tail. In recent times become rather attached to the concept of losing and also the wooden spoon that comes with it.

2004 Elite League Wooden Spoon Winners, ironically the only thing they really won.

Coventry Bees by kjwrhbkjhnfrwb March 23, 2005

Coventry Twos 

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.

Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...

Coventry Twos by Mr Moley October 19, 2008